Monday, April 05, 2021

It wasn't the apple cider

Has anyone actually seen Jordan Peterson and Hunter Biden in the same room at the same time?

President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden admitted during a CBS News interview that he smoked Parmesan cheese after mistaking it for crack cocaine during the height of his addiction.

Reporter Tracy Smith said, “You wake up some mornings — I shouldn’t even say some mornings because you slept 15 minutes at a time and be looking for crack and to smoke whatever was there?”

Biden said: “I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs smoking anything that resembled crack cocaine. I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone – than anyone you know, Tracy.”

Smith said, “Because there would will be crumbs mixed in?”

Biden said, “Yeah, I went one time for 13 days without sleeping, and smoking crack, and drinking vodka exclusively throughout that entire time.

I wouldn't have thought anyone could exceed the comedy potential of the Obama administration. But the fake Biden administration is clearing it effortlessly. 

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Blogger Canadian Warlord April 05, 2021 10:35 AM  

13 day parmesan vodka binge? Is that what they call a Ukrainian Pizza Party?

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 April 05, 2021 10:43 AM  

So according to the official narrative, 80 million people voted the biggest white trash family they could possibly find over a well-polished family with loads of actual integrity.

Sounds about right to me.

Blogger Balkan Yankee April 05, 2021 10:53 AM  

And yet Hunter expects us to believe that Russian operatives hacked his laptop and put all that nasty cheese on it.

Blogger Elder Son April 05, 2021 10:54 AM  

If you can't beat them, inure them.

To habituate; to accustom; to apply or expose in use or practice till use gives little or no pain or inconvenience, or makes little impression.

And AmeriKa yawns.

Blogger M In The 517 April 05, 2021 11:04 AM  

Even money on Hunter Biden smoking some Labrador at least once.

("What's Labrador?"

"It's dog shit.")

Blogger Out of Nod April 05, 2021 11:07 AM  

You're onto something- Hunter and Jordan look very similar

Blogger thechortling April 05, 2021 11:15 AM  

this family is taking the Roman "bread and circus" routine far, far too literally.

Blogger Lando April 05, 2021 11:17 AM  

"Hunter Biden admitted...that he smoked Parmesan cheese after mistaking it for crack cocaine..."

From "I didn't inhale" to smoking parmesan cheese and bragging about it is not such a long off step from "there's wasn't any talk of consent [with young bois]" in the race to the bottom of the well that is this elitist depravity.

I am reminded that God, in his covenant, promised not to drown us again. He said nothing about flash-frying us or allowing a meteor to bust this planet's ass.

Blogger The Last Roman April 05, 2021 11:23 AM  

How do we show pity, even mercy for such a man? As far as I know, he has not repented. Their family seems to be so sick, so full of rot, that I doubt any of them will be saved.

Blogger tdcommenter April 05, 2021 11:23 AM  

That saved me some time looking up brands of apple cider, now I have to track down the brand of parmesan cheese.

Blogger Daniel April 05, 2021 11:28 AM  

What the hell is it about these liars and their impossible sleep habits.

Cheese? Either Hunter Biden has NO idea how to take drugs or he's signaling fellow pedos with a pizza code.

Blogger Newscaper312 April 05, 2021 11:30 AM  

That parm aged 5 years will really mess you up.

Blogger KingKrawFish April 05, 2021 11:36 AM  

America, you’ve come a long way, Baby!

Blogger Dice April 05, 2021 11:37 AM  

But the Chapelle show taught me that cocaine made Rick James awesome.

Blogger Dole April 05, 2021 11:40 AM  

One small misstep for a man. One giant stumble for the nation.

Blogger rycamor April 05, 2021 11:40 AM  

Most popularest and most legitimatest political regime OF ALL TIME.

Blogger Crunchy Cachalot April 05, 2021 11:45 AM  

"But addiction is a DISEASE, they can't help themselves, they're just victims!"

Maybe they could try wearing TWO masks.

Blogger Silly but True April 05, 2021 11:54 AM  

On whim I once made some homemade “Parm Crisps” in the oven that turned out pretty good. Hunter has me beat with this, though.

Blogger Black Bird April 05, 2021 11:56 AM  

SHAMEFUL. There is no right or wrong any more
What was called wrong is now right.
God’s judgment is already here.

Blogger Daniel April 05, 2021 11:58 AM  

Q: Wait, why is there so much Parmesan cheese in your carpet?

A: Oh, carpets are practically made of cheese. It makes the raviolis taste better. At least the Italian carpets.

Q: Who laid your carpets?

A: Chef Boyardee. Same guy who invented Sugar Crack.

Q: You mean Corn Pops?

A: C'mon man. Gimme a break. I'm tweakin'.

Blogger WestByGod Bear April 05, 2021 12:23 PM  

Considering the alleged world record for going without sleep is 11 days and some change, his words on paper almost come across as a brag. I almost pity him but the devil knows we're controllable only as far as we let our vices control us.

Blogger J8ke D April 05, 2021 12:27 PM  

But, but, Hunter is the smartest man Joe Ticklesniff knows!!!

Maybe I can make a quick buck slinging some Pecorino Romano to Hunter and his buddies? I bet Vox has a really good supplier in Italy....

Blogger Derangement Syndrome April 05, 2021 12:47 PM  

The fact the Department of Justice is openly covering up for this deranged criminal is proof positive the country is within a decade of breaking up.

Hey political class and your praetorian guard of the alphabet agencies, you guys did this, you killed the golden goose, and you are to blame for the destruction of the Nation.

Blogger JamesB.BKK April 05, 2021 12:51 PM  

Why would he so grossly exaggerate the situation to credulous regime media? There was plenty of supply to respond and parm isn't particularly inflammable under (or over) even a high intensity lighter.

Blogger Harambe April 05, 2021 12:51 PM  

I knew a functional crackhead while working at a restaurant. He would sometimes get very interested in the coarse salt. He'd tell me he KNOWS it's not crack, but he sometimes thinks it's worth a shot.

Blogger JamesB.BKK April 05, 2021 12:52 PM  

Why would he so grossly exaggerate the situation to credulous regime media? There was plenty of supply to respond and parm isn't particularly inflammable under (or over) even a high intensity lighter.

Blogger FacelessBro April 05, 2021 12:58 PM  

Are they trying to create sympathy for this scum? What other reaction would a normal human being have to the phrase "I've smoked Parmesan Cheese" besides mocking laughter?

Blogger Unknown April 05, 2021 1:15 PM  

The Jasmine thing Joe did on AF1 also is mind blowing.

Serious question. Which was the greatest media coverup for a democrat? FDR and the wheelchair, or Hunter and his laptop (and his child, and banging his dead brother's wife, and the badge he used to get out of drug arrests, and his OTH discharge...)

Blogger Joeplanet April 05, 2021 1:23 PM  

Rich people sure know how to party.
I can't wait to get on my knees and root for filth to put in a pipe and smoke it.

Blogger Troy Lee Messer April 05, 2021 1:28 PM  

I hate carpet. is just velcro for dirt.

Blogger xevious2030 April 05, 2021 1:28 PM  

Parmesan cheese, so it won’t be taken seriously. Surprised it wasn’t used with pizza references. Must be latter material.

Blogger RadixMalorum April 05, 2021 1:36 PM  

At least it wasn't meth amiright?

Blogger Matrick April 05, 2021 1:42 PM  

I've seen people do this. The crack runs out and they start picking among the crumbs on the kitchen floor, and anything small and white goes into the pipe. Sad.

Blogger urthshu April 05, 2021 1:44 PM  

Pizza cheese. From cheese pizza, don't you know.

Blogger shadohand (akuma sock account# 799273 Matt Gaetz is all for the P.L.U.R. Life (Peace, Love, Unity and Republicanism) ) April 05, 2021 1:48 PM  

"How do we show pity, even mercy for such a man?"

You don't, you throw it right back at them. Sleepy Joe authored the R.A.V.E. Act. If Republicucks had any balls theyd be shoving Matt Gaetz (he tripped on MDMA. ) to the front of the Presidential Candidate line for 2024. But no they havent figured out they are dealing with Psychopaths. The point is the Republicucks should be on live TV calling out the Bidens, and utterly destroying them, but no they would rather attack their own. This Is Whyte We Fail.

Blogger Jack Ward April 05, 2021 1:58 PM  

Over at the Whatdoesitmean site their posting for today talks about how Trump has already won his war with the deepstate/deranged left/the likes of the biden crime and pedo family, etc, useing principals of The Art of War.
How I do hope they are right.

Blogger MaxEMiller April 05, 2021 2:00 PM  

First sons pass the baton...from promising youth, to burnt out crackhead

Blogger J8ke D April 05, 2021 2:02 PM  

I need to get a length of chain to wrap around my hands, so I can combat the rusty razor blades that have been chipped on the curbing.

Right after I allow the kids to rub my leg hair up and down. Because most people have never seen leg hair, as one of the great biological mysteries of our existence.

Blogger shadohand (akuma sock account# 799273 Matt Gaetz is all for the P.L.U.R. Life (Peace, Love, Unity and Republicanism) ) April 05, 2021 2:21 PM  

"What the hell is it about these liars and their impossible sleep habits."

They're probably night owls by design and chose lying and Satanism. Rather than Polyphasic sleep, Honesty, and Christianity. Bad sleep causes low Testosterone. Unless you're a moral person with a properly functioning brain, you're going to lie when you have bad sleep and from low T.

Remember, Hunter was in a car crash that caused brain damage. Hence the lack of impulse control, lying, and immorality. My older brother is the same way. He has undiagnosed frontal lobe damage from a car crash. He has similar mannerisms to Hunter, and chose to smoke crystal meth too.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine April 05, 2021 2:25 PM  

"Obama Administation? HA! HA! HA! Hold my beer, and my son's crack&voke."

Blogger bob kek mando April 05, 2021 2:58 PM  

doesn't 13 consecutive days of drinking vodka indicate collusion with Russia? where else is he going to get a vodka supply like that?

Blogger J8ke D April 05, 2021 3:07 PM  

Cheech and Chong approve....

Blogger Warunicorn April 05, 2021 3:10 PM  

J8ke D wrote:But, but, Hunter is the smartest man Joe Ticklesniff knows!!!

Maybe I can make a quick buck slinging some Pecorino Romano to Hunter and his buddies? I bet Vox has a really good supplier in Italy....

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking or eating anything when I read, "Joe Ticklesniff." Major LOL. lol

Blogger CJ April 05, 2021 3:34 PM  

An insightful piece from a recovered addict who did his own research on Hunter Biden:


And right here, at this exact moment one year ago, is when my faith in Biden, as the “anybody” in “anybody but Trump”, cracked.

There Is No Such Thing As A Functioning Cocaine Addict

As I was joking with my friend, and reading all this stuff about Hunter’s multiple trips to rehab, his binges, his dating his brother’s widow, his getting a stripper pregnant while dating his brother’s widow, and cheering it all on in locker-room style… that’s when the penny dropped.

From my own experience, there is no such thing as a functioning cocaine addict. The worse it gets, the faster it gets worse. One cannot function like that — at all. You lose stuff and break phones constantly. You’re always scrambling around trying to swindle some cash somehow, from this person and that; and then you’re trying to chase around your dealer; and then you’re getting your spot organized, so you can hide out and get high; plus you’re getting whatever else you might need.

Then you spend maybe 3–5 days getting deliriously high. Then a couple days deliriously tired and sleeping. You’re always moving in and out of hotels, and always losing stuff in the process. Plus, all the physical ailments — the puking, the paranoia, the eating, and the not eating. Wash, rinse and repeat. This is why crack houses looks like crack houses. Hunter is lucky to be alive, but there is no chance he’s been doing any work. None at all.

I lived this life so I know it, and it occurred to me right then — and this being about one year ago — that if Hunter’s addiction is worse than mine was, then he couldn’t bag a ham sandwich on a good day, and even when he could, he would be busy doing other things anyway. So there is no way he did any work whatsoever for Burisma. It is mathematically impossible. So, then, the question to me was, does it overlap? And, yes it does. His spiral started with his expulsion from the Navy in 2013, and carried on until 2019.

Blogger James April 05, 2021 4:05 PM  

13 days, no sleep, just smoking crack and drinking vodka. I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed.

Blogger eclecticmn April 05, 2021 5:46 PM  

Hunter also said that the laptop certainly could have been his. This after James Clapper and 50 former intelligence officials signed a letter saying it "has all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation.”

Blogger tublecane April 05, 2021 5:54 PM  

You know he's a liar and probably gets off on public humiliation. So he'd make up a quirky story about quirky drug habits and quirky sleep schedules. But this just makes me feel sorry for his cleaning staff.

Blogger Gravy_Bear April 05, 2021 6:19 PM  

The probability the Hunter Biden and Jordan "the meth lobster" Peterson is actually the same person is about 80%

Blogger Swamp Fox April 05, 2021 6:21 PM  

Any decent comedian worth his salt could make an entire show on this one story alone.

Blogger Pathfinderlight April 05, 2021 7:07 PM  

Hunter Biden tried to dispose of his laptop by leaving it at a laptop repair place. Following standard industry practice, they'd chop it up and sell it to some random person. The hard drive will be formatted and no one would be the wiser.

Too bad the repairman did his due diligence and made sure the information got to the FBI. Too bad he's also from Deleware, the second most corrupt state, which made him suspicious enough to back up everything. Shenanigans expected, he searched the now-abandoned hard drive for clues. Lo and behold, illegal stuff was on it.

The FBI got caught trying to cover up the Biden laptop. This alone shouldn't be enough to end them, but combine this with the campaign to assist Islamic terrorism and the persecution of President Trump and his allies, and the picture looks very different. They nation needs them to be broken with the hammer.

Blogger VFM #7634 April 05, 2021 7:58 PM  

Someone should read what Hunter said in Jordan Peterson's voice and put it on Youtube.

Blogger Zeroh Tollrants April 05, 2021 8:49 PM  

I've never been accused of being an empathetic person, mostly because I'm not terribly empathetic, but the Biden admin could have handled this in a way that was classy, put drug addiction in the forefront of peoples' minds & seriously addressed the drug epidemic that kills 234 ppl every single day. All they had to do was come out from the get-go, say Hunter was like millions of other Americans with drug addiction and how it would become a huge focus of their admin & I would have had to respect that. Of course, they have done just the opposite.

Blogger Heath D April 05, 2021 9:27 PM  

Love me some good medical Parmesan

Blogger A trite re-white April 05, 2021 9:41 PM  

I would never want to have anything to do with that family. I pray from sympathy.

Blogger sammibandit April 05, 2021 10:09 PM  

It's said that to trick a fairy you spill grains of salt. The fairy will become enamored with counting all the grains. Hunter, I suppose, is some sort of fairy, parmesan having a salty taste.

Blogger Heath D April 05, 2021 10:56 PM  

That medical Parmesan is some good sh$& man

Blogger VFM #7634 April 05, 2021 11:20 PM  

Although to be fair, Parmesan is quite addictive.

Blogger Damelon Brinn April 06, 2021 12:03 AM  

Are they trying to create sympathy for this scum?

No, they're throwing it in our faces. It infuriated them that they couldn't get Christians to turn against Trump by pointing out his past affairs and divorces. So now they're saying, "Well, we're going to have literal crackheads and child molesters in the White House, and there's nothing you can do about it."

Blogger shadohand (akuma sock account# 799273 Matt Gaetz is all for the P.L.U.R. Life (Peace, Love, Unity and Republicanism) ) April 06, 2021 12:05 AM  

"There Is No Such Thing As A Functioning Cocaine Addict"

You're wrong! They run restaurant kitchens all over They Continental United States.

Blogger Crunchy Cachalot April 06, 2021 1:24 AM  

@30 - The filthiest thing on Earth after paper money is the padding underneath carpets.

Blogger Canadian Warlord April 06, 2021 8:50 AM  

I've worked for functioning cocaine addicts. Rich ones. I don't know exactly what discipline they use but they take giant risks. So much so that they're not allowed to operate in the USA (they're Texans) anymore, they're financial criminals. The guy who hired me is the worst off of all of them for the coke abuse, he's thin and wiry and not allowed to work in this country. Kai (his party buddy bosses call him "Pineapple" because he's part Hawaiian) would get coked up and come down to the shop floor to show us how it's done when there was a slowdown of work. Slowdowns came from the huge incompetence of the harem of hot women left in charge of crucial operations, but I was just amused to finally see Kai's tools get used ($6000 tool chest plus tools). What a show!

So yeah, not "high functioning" but maybe "medium functioning." Anyone who's worked in oil/gas and has dealt with the drilling industry (rig pigs), knows that cokeheads and methheads can keep it together to get things done. But it isn't universal. There are places in BC in the sawmill industry like that too - somehow these guys keep their jobs and keep their lives (barely) together. There's a saying from north BC, "keepin er between the ditches" which for some people is doing cocaine on a Wednesday, for some people is getting blasted Sunday night all night. But it involves showing up to work and (barely) performing.

I wouldn't look to those guys to lead my country!

Blogger sammibandit April 06, 2021 7:50 PM  

I've met functioning crack addicts. One worked in mining another in trades. The latter was rich but money easily changes hands when you have a habit. I think the portion of functioning crack or cocaine addicts is higher than we may realize. Heck, some parts of the oil and gas industry may not exist without cocaine keeping the workers happy.

Blogger Lando April 07, 2021 11:23 AM  


That is certainly the flex. But again most people have never been in a physical fight, ever. If they had, they'd recognize it for what it is.

There's lots of flexing on people in the street, at the workplace and in politics that doesn't approach physical violence and yet it is the same mechanism.

Blogger CarpeOro April 07, 2021 2:48 PM  

Fair is fair Vox, got to credit the Obama administration and the foundation that was laid for his VP to boldly go where no one in their right mind would go. Biden is standing on the shoulders of giants. Admittedly those giants are buried 20 feet under the surface, but still giants.

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