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Friday, May 07, 2021

I do not want to take the vaxx


Would you, could, in a car?

Take them, take them, here they are!


I would not, could not, in a car.

I will not take them, near or far!


Would you, could you, with a fox?


I would not, could not, with a fox.

I will not rot inside a box.


Would you, could you, with a nurse?


I would not, could not, with a nurse.

I do not wish to ride a hearse.


UPDATE: This is not an invitation to demonstrate that you do not understand the concepts of poetic meter and rhythm. And FFS, don't be the little boy at the wedding who tries to follow up the joke that gets a big laugh by repeating the same joke.

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79 Comments:

Blogger Bearbrained Schemer May 07, 2021 8:13 AM  

Would you, could you, with a pigeon?

I would not, could not, with a pigeon.
I will not take it, not a smidgen.


Would you, could you, with a hare?

I would not, could not, with a hare.
I will not take it. I do not dare.

Would you, could you, with a night cap?

I would not, could not, with a night cap.
I really do not want a dirt nap.

Blogger Silent Draco May 07, 2021 8:14 AM  

"We must not, must not, take the blame,
But Seuss has too much rhyming fame,
And they will make a killing meme;
Anti-Semite! Shift the blame!"

And the other reason to deplatform and un-person a fellow traveller is unmasked.

Blogger SonyAD May 07, 2021 8:23 AM  

I just want to see people hang.

Blogger Daniel May 07, 2021 8:30 AM  

I"d take a vaxx but not the spike.
I'd rather fall off of my bike

I"d take a vaxx but not protein
I prefer my lungs stay clean

I want to stay alive and well
Than waste the health of my T-cell

Besides its racist to be so loose
With memes by the wicked Dr. Seuss.

Blogger Some Guy May 07, 2021 8:37 AM  

I'm just glad to finally know how the ham got green in the first place.

Blogger Unknown May 07, 2021 8:37 AM  

I have the TV on in the background this morning. The local ABC channel news is running a segment on repeat: "Don't worry about the shot harming your fertility, women in your 30s, there is no real evidence of that." (Yet)

Blogger Shane Bradman May 07, 2021 8:40 AM  

The individual is responsible for their own health. If they want to take the risk of a vaccine, that's on them. I want to take the risk of not getting a vaccine, and that's on me.

Blogger dienw May 07, 2021 8:40 AM  

This is not an invitation to demonstrate that you do not understand the concepts of poetic meter and rhythm.
So much for that. High schoolers gotta high school.

Blogger SecondComingOfBast May 07, 2021 8:48 AM  

Would you, could you, in your arm.
Take the vax and do no harm?

No, I will not take it in my arm
Not even in the funny farm
Not one jab from a pretty nurse
Won't take the second, nor the first

But would you, could you, in the ass
Save the world and take the vax

I will not take it anywhere
Not the grocery store, or county fair
I will not take it in my house
I will not take it on my couch

And if your mask is so damn great
Why is that mask there on your face

Blogger Damelon Brinn May 07, 2021 8:51 AM  

The Salk Institute and a bunch of Chinese researchers say that the spike protein on corona-virus damages cells all by itself, but they promise that the spike proteins created in response to the vaccine totally definitely don't do that, for reasons.

Blogger Gr8Again May 07, 2021 8:51 AM  

Sorry in advance. I couldn't help myself:

Would you, could you, on a train?
I do not like blot clots in my brain.

Blogger Cappuccinobear May 07, 2021 8:52 AM  

"Really? This is what we're doing now? We're going to satyrize Dr. Seuss's contagious rhymes and not appreciate everyone else's take on this take of a classic children's rhyme? What's next? A satyrized Cardi B rap about her

W eaponized
A ntibody
P ***y?

Blogger Balkan Yankee May 07, 2021 9:03 AM  

"Green Eggs and Pfizer." Now we know what kind of doctor Seuss was.

Blogger GrzyMcKneezy May 07, 2021 9:30 AM  

I'm starting to think that Suess guy wasn't even a real doctor.

Blogger David McCarthy May 07, 2021 9:41 AM  

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Blogger lpdbw May 07, 2021 9:45 AM  

My employer has set a timeline that if I don't get the "vaccine" by June 7, I will be suspended and eventually fired. I applied for a religious exemption but fully expect that to be rejected. At this point, I assume I will be fired by July.

Here's an approach some are taking. I wouldn't be too optimistic about it, but it's direct and clear. https://www.coreysdigs.com/solutions/form-for-employees-whose-employers-are-requiring-covid-19-injections/

Blogger WITCHOUND May 07, 2021 9:47 AM  

Alright, now that's some good stuff.

Blogger Geoffroi de Bohemonde May 07, 2021 9:49 AM  

I think it comes from Army messhalls in WWII. Powdered eggs turn green and the ham often had a green shimmer to it. I'm guessing that is where Seuss got the idea.

Blogger Br'er Shaygetz May 07, 2021 9:52 AM  

^^^This...

Blogger Br'er Shaygetz May 07, 2021 9:59 AM  

This should get interesting now that OSHA classifies reactions as work related incidents...

https://www.enr.com/articles/51691-osha-imposes-new-guidance-for-employer-required-covid-19-vaccines

Blogger Greg from the Piedmont May 07, 2021 10:02 AM  

It should have been a limerick

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
When offered the vaccine said..."

Decorum prohibits me from completing that.

Blogger Daniel May 07, 2021 10:12 AM  

Your employer is violating OSHA standards. Sue them under worker safety violations.

Blogger Haus frau May 07, 2021 10:14 AM  

Call me naive but im still very surprised by the right leaning Christians i know who took this rna potion.

Blogger Jake Burton May 07, 2021 10:33 AM  

The 2020 PREP Act says the vaccine makers can only be held liable in civil court for "willful negligence." So any lawsuit would not only have to prove negligence, but that it was willful which is a MUCH higher bar. Yet people want to get injected with it.

Imagine people finding out that walmart or target grocery suppliers could only be held liable for "willful negligence" for food safety/quality.

Blogger Jack Ward May 07, 2021 10:36 AM  

@ ipdbw

I believe Denninger at Market-ticker.org
went into the legal pitfalls of an employer that requires you to get vaxx'ed and later until you pass on, it there are complications traced to vaxx that employer is liable. It can be horrific amounts of money. If death, well your heirs could become rich.

Blogger Jack Ward May 07, 2021 10:39 AM  

@ ipdbw

Additionally, do not quit. If they fire you make darn sure you have paperwork, complete paperwork, then sue the living crap out of them, whether you have taken the shot or not. Now, if you take it volumtarily, not sure. If complications then you still may have solid standing to go after them.

Blogger Cappuccinobear May 07, 2021 10:44 AM  

I have an older Jehova witness inlaw who took it because their congregation said it didn't violate their beliefs...
Fear is exposing the weak and wicked...

Blogger pyrrhus May 07, 2021 10:50 AM  

Those boys in the backroom sure knew how to putter,
They made me a vax that's a real clearcutter,
To protect our Great Reset from white folks and gun nutters...

Blogger Doom May 07, 2021 11:02 AM  

"UPDATE: This is not an invitation to demonstrate that you..."

I had to laugh, when I read that. Because, being here? That... most certainly was an invitation. I am only surprised there were so few. Though, maybe only the better/preferred/liked ones got through? Had. To. Laugh. Sometimes I'm not sure the SDL gets it, or he absolutely does and lets loose for fun. Never. Sure. Had. To. Laugh.

I would have, myself. It's just not something I can do well, or even poorly. So I left it to better hands. Or... willing hands.

Blogger RJ May 07, 2021 11:19 AM  

Please stop with the crappy rhymes. You're not as clever as you think you are.

Blogger Bigger Bunyip May 07, 2021 11:23 AM  

C'mon Vox you didn't really expect your followers NOT to wade in. Red flag, bulls.

Blogger RC May 07, 2021 11:31 AM  

@lpdbw

Pass this test with heart. Be strong and courageous.

Be a model employee, giving them no other excuse. Start looking for another job now. Make them fire you per Jack Ward. Make them admit it's the reason and save all emails and paperwork on your own devices. Document and timestamp every single meeting you have on this topic on paper down to the smallest detail. Save any good previous employee reviews/compliments/emails/awards/recognition etc.

Then lawyer up. Many will get rich off this malfeasance. Do these steps even if you decide to take the not-vax so your heirs might benefit.

Blogger Angels1978 May 07, 2021 11:34 AM  

Would you take it from Dr. Fauci?
If he tries, he'll get a long-term ouchy.

Would you take it if we say it's kosha?
I would refer you to the regs from OSHA.

Take them. Take them. You might get your freedoms back.
Go bleep yourself you government hack.

I will not take them in a pill.
I will not take them you government shill.

I do not need government freedom to make it.
I have freedom from God, so come and take it.

Take them. Take them. Or we'll get mean.
I would remind you of what happened on Lexington Green.

Take them now. Your life might get easy.
So you once said to the men from Tuskegee.

Take them now or you'll kill Grandma.
I'm not the governor of New York so there's no chance of that, nah.

Take them now or we'll say you're gruesome.
Right now my focus is to recall Newsom.

Take them. Take them. For your health.
Before I forget, Epstein didn't kill himself.

Take them please to stop the Corona virus infection.
My concern right now is the fraudulent election.

Take them now. We're almost out of time.
It's time for me to stop these really bad rhymes.


Blogger budbrewer May 07, 2021 11:37 AM  

Vaccine

(To the tune of Donald Fagen's Maxine)

Some say that we're reckless
They say we're much too old
Bend all the rules
Pretend that we're bold
We've got to avoid inoculation
Try to hold off vaccine

While the world is freaking
We get on with our lives
Try to avoid the barbs and the gibes
We think that masks have a moronic vibe
Try to hold off vaccine

New York City is like another world
Bad last year they said
Lots of people died there
Or so they say
But first show us all the bodies
Where're the bodies?

Move up to Manhattan
And Zoom with all our friends
Talk about Joe and his baggy Depends
We've got to avoid inoculation
Try to hold off Vaccine

Blogger The Propaganda Resort May 07, 2021 11:55 AM  

@lpdbw

Good find. Also, good luck.

Blogger The Observer May 07, 2021 12:01 PM  

https://brandnewtube.com/watch/new-zealand-makes-vaccines-mandatory-under-law-with-a-4-000-fine-or-imprisonment_DK3nZs9uopLiLLJ.html

And so it starts. Take it or else (fine and imprisonment, for now).

Blogger Warunicorn May 07, 2021 12:01 PM  

You should see what my doctor put in my health report (which I can read, thanks to the system we have) when he asked if I wanted the not-vaccine. (My answer was a polite, "No. I just don't want it.") The report borderlined on shame. To be honest, I'm very tempted to message him. I certainly don't feel respected, that's for sure.

Mind you, the jerkass knows how I feel about vaccines in general as he knows I deny the flu vaccine every time. (Or maybe he doesn't; I've had to repeat several things to him about me that were obvious. It's not like I'm a new patient; I've been going to him for years.)

Blogger SecondComingOfBast May 07, 2021 12:03 PM  

And if your VAX is so damn gret, I meant.

Blogger Mamabear37 May 07, 2021 12:25 PM  

I can't think of a better way to stick it to the ((man)) than using Dr. Seuss to drive home a point. So many triggerings. Warms my heart.

Blogger Unknown May 07, 2021 12:30 PM  

The USMC commanding general in Japan is restricting his troops to the barracks if they fail to volunteer for the shots

Blogger IreneAthena May 07, 2021 12:33 PM  

I hope this was an invitation to click, copy image address, and pass on the Dr. Seuss meme, which I saw just minutes before a NextDoor notification about a "humorous" plea to change minds of "the vaccine hesitant."
(All the other efforts made me chuckle -- especially "long-term ouchy")

Blogger Eugenius BEar May 07, 2021 12:58 PM  

I'm starting to wonder if these "vaccines" are a Diabolic imitation of the Holy Eucharist. Injecting foreign proteins directly into our veins, many of which owe their origin in part to a baby aborted in the 1970's. I wouldn't be shocked if the antichrist turns out to be a clone created from that same line of aborted fetal tissue....a soul less human being generated through the hubris of mankind, infused with the "soul" of Satan at birth...probably also born through a surrogate virgin ..with billions of people running around with the "body of the antichrist" coursing through their veins.

Blogger The Observer May 07, 2021 1:03 PM  

I suppose I'm not sure where to come from this or how it is for the rest of you, but despair is starting to seep in here, especially after the latest news about New Zealand. Once someone goes along with it, many others will be emboldened to follow after seeing the lack of any outcry from the populace. I try to ignore it, telling myself it's just New Zealand, but there's the dread that it's only going to be a matter of time. I would not care if I could be left alone, but being the last to be eaten by the croc isn't a winning strategy.

I know that we're not supposed to be given to a spirit of fear, but it feels very dark in that it is so in your face, that this lie is so blatant, that people are gleefully swallowing it, that while coercion has so far even in Israel been up to the "cut you out of public life" part, the stick is now starting to come out. I don't understand how others can be so confident that the truth is going to come out and that everything will be blown wide open when we've seen lies simply get away with it time after time after time.

I don't know. I'm sorry if this is blackpilling, delete this post if you have to. I just needed to get this off my chest.

Blogger Servant May 07, 2021 1:04 PM  

That's pretty much what it is limited to though. "Dangerous" food is packed in usda inspected facilities. Government protects then from liability.

Blogger William Hughes May 07, 2021 1:04 PM  

I blew tea out my nose. It hurt.
Thanks

Blogger Mamabear37 May 07, 2021 1:05 PM  

...as if that's a punishment. Marines find ways to entertain themselves.

Blogger William Hughes May 07, 2021 1:10 PM  

I blew tea out my nose. It hurt.
Thanks

Blogger Teleport me off this rock May 07, 2021 1:18 PM  

Most of Suess' critters look like they've already undergone extensive experimental gene "therapy".

Blogger CostelloM May 07, 2021 1:19 PM  

Other than the universal mandate how is this not the mark? Oh wait... the universal mandate doesn't happen until the middle of the tribulation. There are so many reasons not to trust this...

Blogger VD May 07, 2021 1:24 PM  

especially after the latest news about New Zealand

Please. When, in the entire history of Man, has anyone ever given a damn about what happens in New Zealand?

Leaving aside, of course, the filming of The Lord of the Rings.

Blogger Curlytop May 07, 2021 1:29 PM  

Since "churches" are receiving financial incentives to promote and even be Not Vax injection sites, of course, they're going to say no conflict of beliefs. Same satanic spill was employed back in 2013 when pastors rationalized to their congregations why keeping your boys in Scouts was totes ok w Jesus when the Boy Scouts voted to admit homosexuals.

Blogger Matthew T May 07, 2021 1:39 PM  

"who tries to follow up the joke"

There's a Hypergamouse episode in the making here

Blogger LysanderSpooner May 07, 2021 1:47 PM  

https://lc.org/

Law Firm will fight for your rights against VAX-psychos

Blogger Damelon Brinn May 07, 2021 1:48 PM  

but there's the dread that it's only going to be a matter of time.

There's a heavy gaslighting campaign to make you feel exactly that way. In my county, it's been available to everyone over 16 for a month or more, and compliance is still only up to 35%, so it's not going to get much higher. But if you watch the TV or read the newspaper, you'd think everyone's getting it -- and thrilled to do so.

They want you to feel isolated and alone, like there's no point in resisting. If they can convince you to surrender because you're going to be forced anyway, they won't have to force you, which is much cleaner for them. If they could get 95% of the population to comply, they might just force the other 5%, but half or more is too much. So first they have to play this game of trying to get private businesses to do it for them, while the businesses try to pass the liability off to someone else, and they all hope we'll just give in and make it easy for them.

Blogger xevious2030 May 07, 2021 1:51 PM  

Schrodinger's?

Blogger tweell May 07, 2021 2:12 PM  

If that job is a must, you may search for the CDC form and print it out on card stock. Plenty of pictures of folks vaccine cards have been posted as well.

Blogger Akulkis May 07, 2021 2:14 PM  

>> "Really? This is what we're doing now? We're going to satyrize Dr. Seuss's contagious rhymes and not appreciate everyone else's take on this take of a classic children's rhyme


What part of "This is not an invitation to demonstrate that you do not understand the concepts of poetic meter and rhythm", did you not understand?

Blogger Akulkis May 07, 2021 2:16 PM  

Start preparing your lawsuit for wrongful lost wages and wrongful termination.

Remember, minimum compensation is TRIPLE damages.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau May 07, 2021 2:19 PM  

Since I wasn't assimilated by the Borg so I don't need Rna Therapy thank you

Blogger Akulkis May 07, 2021 2:21 PM  

Do you understand the concept of rhythm even a little bit?

Blogger liberranter May 07, 2021 2:27 PM  

@23 Haus Frau:

Call me naive but im still very surprised by the right leaning Christians i know who took this rna potion.

Not Christians, churchians. Different animal altogether.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau May 07, 2021 2:36 PM  

@18 I thought it came from the Spam and Eggs C ration. Green eggs and Spam in a can

Blogger Albert May 07, 2021 2:41 PM  

The demonstrations of lack of understanding of poetic rhythm and meter in the comments got actively painful before it hit two digits. My parents have to pretend to like my original compositions on Mother's Day and Father's Day, but that doesn't mean I need to inflict my meager talent on anyone else.

Blogger Noah B. May 07, 2021 2:42 PM  

And so it starts. Take it or else (fine and imprisonment, for now).

There is tremendous power in just saying NO. Talk is cheap and legislation is only slightly more expensive. Actually enforcing it is difficult.

Blogger Shadow Banisher May 07, 2021 2:45 PM  

Take the vaxx, boomer.

Blogger lpdbw May 07, 2021 3:19 PM  

Thank you for those who offered me support and additional information.

I am antifragile and willing to pursue legal action if necessary.

Blogger Elder Son May 07, 2021 3:39 PM  

"Don't worry about the shot harming your fertility, women in your 30s, there is no real evidence of that." (Yet)

Concerned.

https://media.tghn.org/medialibrary/2020/11/C4591001_Clinical_Protocol_Nov2020_Pfizer_BioNTech.pdf

Pages 67 to 69.

Blogger Bearbrained Schemer May 07, 2021 4:20 PM  

Touché, DL. Not my intent. I forgot the riffing we do in the Bears community isn't at home here. Mea culpa, I apologize.

Blogger Didas Kalos May 07, 2021 8:01 PM  

No. He said no.

Blogger Didas Kalos May 07, 2021 8:03 PM  

It's ok. Really, it is.

Blogger Didas Kalos May 07, 2021 8:06 PM  

Now that your chest is empty, go find some hope! Put some hope on your chest!

Blogger Didas Kalos May 07, 2021 8:06 PM  

Twice?

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit May 07, 2021 11:25 PM  

One vaxx, two vaxx
Not-vaxx vaxx: new vaxx
Fake vaxx, break vaxx, Time-to-pray vaxx

This gal got her golden star
And now she's dying in her car
My what a lot of VAERs there are!

Yes. Some are one and some are two.
None are old and all are new.
Some will maim, and some will kill,
So roll the dice! Do what you will.

Blogger Elder Son May 07, 2021 11:57 PM  

Go to Duck-Duck and Google, type any 3 and 4 digit number then type New Cases after it. Experiment a little bit and watch what happens.

Or, try this: Start with 3,333. Then try 3,331. Then 3,313. Then 3133. Then 1333. Don't forget to type New Cases after your numbers.

It's magic. Corona magic.

Blogger Mooki May 08, 2021 2:15 AM  

The vaccine is creating an army of asymptomatic super spreaders.

Blogger Darren May 08, 2021 10:09 AM  

@Elder Son Are you getting caught up on old Owen episodes? I think he discussed this late summer 2020.

Blogger Elder Son May 08, 2021 2:49 PM  

@Darren I thought it was Bob Griswold. Anyhow, some people are catching on.

Blogger Hates the Wicked May 09, 2021 1:28 AM  

Me and my wife think it's just embarrassing at this point that anyone takes this vaccine seriously.

Blogger CostelloM May 12, 2021 8:26 PM  

What can I say ... the wedding was boring and I had to amuse myself

Will you, could you, at a feast?
I will not, could not, at a feast
I like your vaccine lies the least
I do not fear your Flu from East
I will not take your mark of beast!

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