Monday, June 21, 2021

Hand Over Fluffy Pillow

When you're weary, feeling old,

With regret in your eyes

I will take control

I'm at your side

For when times get hard

And your kids aren't around

Like a hand over fluffy pillow

I will press it down

A gentle hand with a fluffy pillow

I will hold you down

When your time runs out

When you're in your bed

When evening falls so hard

I will hold your head

I'll take your part

Oh when darkness comes

And loneliness abounds

Like a hand over fluffy pillow

I will press it down

A gentle hand with a fluffy pillow

I will hold you down

Sail on, silver one

Sail on by

Your time has come to fly

Your children are far away

You're all alone

So if you need a friend

I'll send you to your end

Like a hand over fluffy pillow

I will give you peace

A gentle hand with a fluffy pillow

Grant you sweet release

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Blogger carnaby June 21, 2021 3:06 PM  

A masterpiece. Amazing!

Blogger Unknown June 21, 2021 3:08 PM  

Nice. I can hear the dulcet tones of Merrick Garland now...

"They came of age the heirs of ruin,

When remnants of the West were carrion

To a ravening madness, a fear whose name

Their fathers knew but feared remember, for shame

Had so unmanned them, and degradations

By degrees for generations

The Enemy bred them to embrace and cherish.

The virtues of their forebears so would perish,

And with them any memory of their worth

As nations or the race from whom came forth

A civilization peerless and sublime."

Blogger Unknown June 21, 2021 3:11 PM  

Murder poems, I love it.

Blogger Jack June 21, 2021 3:12 PM  

Yeah, if only the Boomers had the wherewithal to resist the temptation to pride and luxury in a newly found empire. That's never happened in world history, but dammit those boomers should have known better!

Blogger Felis Concolor June 21, 2021 3:13 PM  

Laughing so hard I'm crying, and I. Don't. Care. What the customers in the shop think right now.

Thank you, thank you very much. Spreading this as far and wide as I can.

Blogger JamesB.BKK June 21, 2021 3:14 PM  

Next up: There must be 6 million ways to leave your lover.

Blogger JamesB.BKK June 21, 2021 3:14 PM  

Next up: There must be 6 million ways to leave your lover.

Blogger Eugenius BEar June 21, 2021 3:14 PM  

I'm gonna blame'em all
A seven hundred thread count couldn't hold me back
They're gonna fluff it up
Taking their time right behind my back
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't shut up
Back and forth through my mind
Steeped a vignette

Blogger Doktor Jeep June 21, 2021 3:15 PM  

There once was a boomer who was old
Destroyed a civilization I'm told
Then came the day, for commeupence they say
Served by a third-worlder most cold.

Blogger Uriel June 21, 2021 3:15 PM  

"They that do not take care of their own, especially their own family, have denied The Faith, and are worse than the infidel."

Blogger Stilicho June 21, 2021 3:17 PM  

If a Boomer gasps as the pillow is pressed home and no family is there to hear, did he even make a sound?

Blogger Revelation Means Hope June 21, 2021 3:17 PM  

One of my favorite songs. I was taught as a child it was glamorizing drug use, but didn't care.

The boomers who are triggered still can't get it.

It wont be their children smothering their selfish faces in the nursing home. Those of that generation who raised their kids right, who demonstrate love for their grandchildren will not be wasting away alone in a care home.

Taken care of by imported minorities who have zero compassion for these members of the hated white race. That wont be the fate of those who did above and beyond.

It is the utterly self entitled ones who are scared to be called racist. Who "only oppose illegal immigration, not the poor huddled masses who come legally". Direct quote from a boomer I heard at a church gathering. He and his wife are moving out of California to Arizona to escape all the legal immigrants.

Blogger DrivingDissent June 21, 2021 3:18 PM  

Ohh, how sweet it reminds me of end of life discussion I had with my father. He was going into semantics and the legalities.. I just said don't worry Dad that's what pillows are for..

Blogger Sam Gem June 21, 2021 3:22 PM  

Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Blogger Newscaper312 June 21, 2021 3:23 PM  

Bridge Over Troubled Water?
(((Simon and Garfunkel)))
nice touch

Blogger vinifera June 21, 2021 3:24 PM  

I can see this with an acoustic guitar singing to an audience, like that at a Jackson Browne concert.

Blogger Brett baker June 21, 2021 3:25 PM  

Must not laugh at the REEEING. Must not laugh at the REEEING....

Blogger Soap and Ham June 21, 2021 3:26 PM  

Imagine going to sleep one night and hearing a BB rendition of this, playing softly.

Blogger Newscaper312 June 21, 2021 3:27 PM  

Re Simon and Garfunkel, giving credit where credit is due, they sounded fantastic when Garfunkel resurrected again to sing a few songs at R&R Hall of Fame a few years ago. Funny how stepping away from the biz for a few decades here and there slows the physical degeneration.

Blogger Rek. June 21, 2021 3:30 PM  


Blogger Angels1978 June 21, 2021 3:33 PM  

Nice. This came to mind when I heard another Boomer hit on the radio...

Here come old Boomer
He come, groovin up slowly
He got a lifetime pension
He got several houses
He got grandchildren he will not see
Got to be a Boomer he just do what he please...

Blogger KingKrawFish June 21, 2021 3:34 PM  

5/5 Pillows

Blogger Igor the Obscure June 21, 2021 3:36 PM  

Well done! Another pearl of wisdom.

Blogger Curlytop June 21, 2021 3:36 PM  

More like 50 Ways to kill the Boomer...

"Take your Not Vax, Jack.
Get your Green Pass, Ass!
You're gonna be dead, Fred.
Just listen to me..."
~From the long silent SugarPie, my mom, who lives w us and still reads this blog faithfully

Blogger Shimshon June 21, 2021 3:39 PM  

I shed a tear.

It's already Grammy-worthy. If you can in some way fit the words "space," "raptor," "butt," and "invasion," into the lyrics (maybe a bonus stanza?), it would be a shoe-in for a Hugo.

Blogger Glen Sprigg June 21, 2021 3:41 PM  

Jack wrote:Yeah, if only the Boomers had the wherewithal to resist the temptation to pride and luxury in a newly found empire. That's never happened in world history, but dammit those boomers should have known better!
Maybe if your generation had paid attention to what happened to those previous newly-found empires instead of inventing new ways to be degenerate pond scum, we wouldn't be composing odes to the Day of the Pillow.

Blogger Canadian Warlord June 21, 2021 3:42 PM  

Into the bed of death rode the 60-plus
Black nurses! To the left of them
Brown nurses! To the right of them
"Vaccines" behind them
Pillows! Rolling thunder
(Apologies, I'm poetry-deaf/dumb)

Blogger WITCHOUND June 21, 2021 3:42 PM  

Truly wonderful.

The world will breath a sigh of relief when the last boomer leaves this mortal coil.

Blogger Jail Cussox June 21, 2021 3:46 PM  

Boomers deserve only the best Lindells covered in soft birchgold. Promo Code: Ben

Blogger Jeff aka Orville June 21, 2021 3:51 PM  

All to the depressing boomer tones of ((((Simon)))) and ((((Garfunkel)))).

Blogger ar10308 June 21, 2021 3:53 PM  

I can't place the tune this is supposed to be sung over.

Whichever brilliant mind decides the next Pillow Parody, they should go some other quintessential Boomer anthems like Imagine by the Beatles or Blowing in the Wind by Bob Dylan.

Owen has had and continues to have a hilarious field day with Boomer Anthems.

Blogger TiredPoorHungry June 21, 2021 3:53 PM  

Fluffy pillow? Are you sure it's fluffy? Ok but it had better be fluffy.

Blogger Turk187 June 21, 2021 3:53 PM  

I'm hearing this to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it."

Blogger Some Guy June 21, 2021 3:54 PM  


No one, including the foreign worker, cares.

Blogger Darayvus June 21, 2021 3:59 PM  

I don't suppose this will be a Psychosonik release?

Blogger Gregory the Tall June 21, 2021 4:00 PM  

I was just thinking today that instead of "let us marry" Simon and Garfunkel sang
"let us be lovers and marry our fortunes together".
It is not the same.

Blogger Doktor Jeep June 21, 2021 4:05 PM  

By the way, any boomers bothered by this, I can say of your concern, only one thing:

Don't fear the reaper.

Blogger lowercaseb June 21, 2021 4:07 PM  

Unknown wrote:Murder poems, I love it.

I'm sure you will.

Blogger bw June 21, 2021 4:09 PM  

Isn't fluffy too kind?

at a Jackson Browne concert

songwriter ref : +1

Blogger T.L. Ciottoli June 21, 2021 4:14 PM  


Blogger Silent Draco June 21, 2021 4:16 PM  

4/5 Pillows, easily; 5/5 if you can match their whining, querulous voices.

Spot on!

Jackson Browne? Yes, from the No Diapers tour:

"Won't you fluff/just a little bit longer/please fluff more/say you will.
Your children won't mind/and they're not around/we'll take a little time/you won't make a sound ...""

Blogger Cinco June 21, 2021 4:22 PM  

Haha. See, who says that boomers have lived beyond their usefulness?

Blogger Steve Samson June 21, 2021 4:24 PM  

The last time our Dark Lord posted this much on a single subject, he was taking down Jordan Peterson. Is a boomer book in the offing?

Blogger John (not the pope) June 21, 2021 4:33 PM  

As a cat toys with a mouse... just eat the blasted thing.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine June 21, 2021 4:34 PM  

"That's never happened in world history"

Your nonexistent grasp of world history is not the same as world history, but in your vanity you do not care to check, and therefore you lie.

Blogger lazlo azavaar June 21, 2021 4:47 PM  

"Are you going to a comeuppance most fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme!"

Blogger MichaelJMaier June 21, 2021 4:47 PM  

Is it mandatory to use the pro-Trump MY PILLOW pillows?

Blogger mjusiq June 21, 2021 5:02 PM  

He he... The African imported nurses will hapilly help out. UK and other EU countries have had projects to educate nurses in countries as Malawi, Tanzania and more. African aid projects - because these countries are in dire need of educated nurses. (Malawi do have 10% of the nurses they need as a minimum.)

But hey - after their education - they stay in UK/EU - many in elders homes. (short education) I met such a nurse, for the elders,in Lilongwe, capital of Malawi - she married an Englishman - moved to Malawi and opened a small Hotel and a restaurant.

The nurse told me she hated her job - taking care of spoiled obese white and stinking elders. Always complaining. She hated them. Boomers. In Malawi when she grew up people died in periodes from starving. And sicknesses because the pharmacy was out of penicillin and such.

This angry nurse tired of boomers endless self-pity and bossing - went home (as they all should do) - but there are huge numbers of boomer hating nurses around - some of them eager I would believe to have their hands over a fluffy pillow. Glory to the fluffy pillow.

Blogger Troy Lee Messer June 21, 2021 5:04 PM  

...Yeah, if only the Boomers had the wherewithal to resist the temptation to pride and luxury in a newly found empire...

It really isnt that hard to not be a selfish scumbag degenerate. Here, I will give you and example,

"Hey man, want to smoke some grass/snort some coke/ have a threesome?"

"No, thank you."

Blogger Mountain Lawyer June 21, 2021 5:12 PM  

What is wrong with you people?

Blogger Tanjil Bren June 21, 2021 5:15 PM  

This is hilarious!

And it's driving them totally nuts!

Blogger Mamabear37 June 21, 2021 5:15 PM  


Blogger Daniel June 21, 2021 5:20 PM  

Boomer has believed in youth in Asia since Vietnam. Why should he stop now that the hour is getting late?

Blogger Roger June 21, 2021 5:21 PM  

Vox! You need a lava lamp.

Blogger bw June 21, 2021 5:26 PM  

Hand Over Fluffy Pillow

Is this simply a poor grammatical Order to "Give it to me, I'm gonna fuk*n do it myself" reference?

Blogger OneWingedShark June 21, 2021 5:31 PM  

ar10308 wrote:I can't place the tune this is supposed to be sung over.
Same here.
For some reason, and it really doesn't work, my brain wants to put it to Johnny Cash's Hurt.
…which is probably a much better song than is being referenced.

Blogger Stilicho June 21, 2021 5:32 PM  

No, Maier, but is good form to do so.

Blogger PVB June 21, 2021 5:32 PM  

The Day of the Pillow may not go down exactly as envisioned.

Marion Wilson died two years ago and it has taken this long for charges to be filed in her death.

A nursing aide gave the 64-year-old disabled woman straight vinegar to drink instead of colonoscopy prep liquids.

Charged in the case is Fikirte T. Aseged who we may assume is a ‘new American.’

Blogger Unknown June 21, 2021 5:35 PM  

Box is channelling his inner Big Bear. You know how bb sinks his teeth into something and just won't let off for some time? This boomer kick is very entertaining

Blogger bw June 21, 2021 5:35 PM  

I'm at your side

BRUTAL transformation of the classic inference

Blogger JovianStorm June 21, 2021 5:44 PM  

Roses are red,
Crap states are blue,
Hold your breath Boomer,
The pillow's coming for you!

Blogger Charlie June 21, 2021 6:02 PM  

I'm gonna pray for all of you.

Blogger bob kek mando June 21, 2021 6:07 PM  

for a GenX ode to the Boomers:

Blogger cecilhenry June 21, 2021 6:11 PM  

I had this conversation literally just today, one which I have every 3 months or so with a Boomer grandparent.

Boomer: 'What do think is going on with Grandson C? Do you think he's okay? He seems so disaffected, and uninterested in a lot of things. When I talk to him about school or other subjects, he seems so indifferent.

What's wrong, I really want to know.'

Me: Do you remember what I told you 3 months ago? Well THAT. Nothing's changed, it affects everything.

Boomer: "No what?? I don't remember what you said 3 months ago, let alone 3 days. What do you mean?"

Me: 'You're seriously asking me that again? Are you sure you want me to tell you straight. I will, but you need to listen then and think. I'm not telling you again just for you to discount it and ignore things you don't even know about.

You ready???'

Boomer: "What? Wait, OH NOT THAT stuff. THAT damn right wing stuff. Dark web stuff." (Boomer learned the term dark web from his ever trusted nightly TV news--I've never used the term.)

'Dark web' is how he gaslights and denies my actual lived experience every day.

Me: 'Turn around and LOOK out the window. Look what's right there that wasn't there 15 years ago.'

Boomer: "Oh forget it then, I don't know about all THAT stuff. What about HIM?"

Me: 'Exactly, just a I said. YOu don't want to know. But THAT'S the issue, that's the problem with your Grandson. IT IS ABOUT HIM. Its not just some abstract words that don't appear as real things in peoples experience. I've only told you about this for 10 years +."

Boomer: "Never mind. I never get a straight answer from anyone to a simple question."

Me: 'You won't TAKE a simple answer. Ask me in 3 months again next week-- if you want to know what's actually wrong. Or, see if you can find a more pleasing answer somewhere else. But THAT'S the truth.'

Boomer: Grumbles on about something indistinctly....

Blogger Mikesbo June 21, 2021 6:20 PM  

Chapter 1

Enter the Ego

Remember, snarkiness has consequences. That's what makes it snarky.

Dr. Stapuft Marshpillow

Blogger Tom June 21, 2021 6:28 PM  

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this awesome re-imagining of "Bridge over Troubled Water"

And of course one comment also became an ear-worm - thanks a lot, Doktor Jeep

Come on, Boomer... Don't fear the Pillow
Boomer, close your eyes... Don't fear the Pillow
You're going to be quiet... Don't fear the Pillow
Boomer, go away...

Blogger teemac June 21, 2021 6:47 PM  

bridge over troubled water. how fitting and yikes!

Blogger Unknown June 21, 2021 6:56 PM  

I'm pretty sure Vox have some australian in him, because that was a top-notch shitpost, and rhetorically buttblasting.

I rate it topkek/10.

Blogger Storm Rhode June 21, 2021 7:39 PM  

That was great! Can you do knights in white satin?

Blogger Akulkis June 21, 2021 7:39 PM  

Can we get Simon and Garfunkel to mumble it?

Blogger Unknown June 21, 2021 7:42 PM  

Jaden Hayden is a strong young black man of color who was placed in a nursing home because he had covid.

He amused himself on facebook video beating two elderly whites, one man who later died for snoring. One woman for not giving him a blow job.

The system has successfully given him a mild slap on thw wrist pass.

If they can smother what he did, how easy will it be to cover up a simple murder or 20 when the doers are clannish and loyal to each other?

Blogger Akulkis June 21, 2021 7:43 PM  

@Jack. If they had paid attention in classes such as History of the Romans (before abolishing them and other parts of the classical curriculum, such as mandatory Latin and Greek for Bachelor degrees) then they would have avoided it, wouldn't they.

Blogger bw June 21, 2021 8:04 PM  

"talk to him about school or other subjects, he seems so indifferent.

"He instictively feels and knows the bullshit and abuse. He does not identify with it. GenZ"

Blogger A trite re-white June 21, 2021 8:10 PM  

Sail on Silver one.

Blogger bw June 21, 2021 8:14 PM  

62. CharlieJune 21, 2021 6:02 PM
I'm gonna pray for all of you.

Will certainly make ALL the difference if it comes from you .... Charlie

Blogger Akulkis June 21, 2021 8:14 PM  

@Gregory the Tall

The unstated, but major flaw with S&G's America is that NOBODY from the midwest, especially a place like Saginaw, would ever go to New York City to try to find "America."

The Original 13 colonies, possibly. Tour the Civil War states (both north and south), also likely. Exploring the Mountain & Pacific time zones. Also as likely.


Manhattanites really need to start getting over themselves and the disastrous open sewer with theaters and banks that they call civilization.

Blogger Néstor June 21, 2021 8:27 PM  

Bello y tanático poema.

Blogger Dire Badger June 21, 2021 8:37 PM  

Mountain Lawyer wrote:What is wrong with you people?

50 years of you?

Blogger Primus Pilus June 21, 2021 8:40 PM  

Mountain Lawyer wrote:What is wrong with you people?

We grew up under Boomer Rule.

Blogger weka June 21, 2021 8:46 PM  

Need a quiet coffee with Nic Cave on the headphones.

Blogger Pedro the Cat June 21, 2021 8:49 PM  

A girl got aborted just the other day
They vacuumed her out in the usual way
Cause there were vacations to take and the maid to pay
Junior didn't need a sister anyway

And he was in public school before he knew it
and Mom and Dad were through
Mom said, don't forget your key lad
Don't forget your latch key

And the boomer's in debt chasing the silver spoon
No one wants to hear about you putting a man on the moon
When you gonna die boomer, I don't know when
But I'll bring the pillow then
You know I'll bring the pillow then

Feel free to add a stanza.

Blogger weka June 21, 2021 8:55 PM  

Hey he could have gone for some good stuff.

Stagger Lee or the Curse of Milhaven are standouts. By Nic Cave, who is born 1957. From his party album, titled murder ballads.

Blogger Warunicorn June 21, 2021 8:57 PM  

As soon as I started reading these lyrics, I knew. And chuckled. Hard. lol

Blogger Unknownsailor June 21, 2021 8:59 PM  

Akulkis wrote:@Gregory the Tall

The unstated, but major flaw with S&G's America is that NOBODY from the midwest, especially a place like Saginaw, would ever go to New York City to try to find "America."

The Original 13 colonies, possibly. Tour the Civil War states (both north and south), also likely. Exploring the Mountain & Pacific time zones. Also as likely.


Manhattanites really need to start getting over themselves and the disastrous open sewer with theaters and banks that they call civilization.

I would like to go see the WTC site, personally, but will not venture anywhere near NYC, so that will remain a bucket list item unchecked.

Blogger Tars Tarkas June 21, 2021 9:01 PM  

Dire Badger wrote:50 years of you?

If you think they're bad, wait until Gen-X is fully in charge. We were not as bad as Boomers in many ways, like degeneracy. But we are WAY worse in many other ways. The worst SJWs are mostly Gen-X.

But Gen-X is far less annoying because the whole Gen-X identity has never really caught on. I literally never met anyone as a kid who ever talked about our generation as a distinct and separate group. Gen-X largely bought into being part of "humanity" and "the world" Everything global. "We are the World" and Christmas in Africa and live aid and all that crap. This is why Gen-X is so loaded with SJWs.
The Boomer lectures you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps just like he did. The Gen-Xer lectures you about oppressing everyone with your awful existence.

Blogger weka June 21, 2021 9:01 PM  

Relax said the hooker
We are ordered to receive
You will be pillows any time
But you can never leave

Blogger Chief_Tuscaloosa June 21, 2021 9:11 PM  

When, o WHEN will this be performed by Big Bear and available on CD with the other song parodies like "Proud to be a Boomer"?! Take my money, dang it!

Blogger Lee June 21, 2021 9:12 PM  

Take that white man

Blogger Heath Duane Whitaker June 21, 2021 9:12 PM  

We definitely won’t be able to blame BLM when the My Pillow factory goes up in flames

Blogger Doktor Jeep June 21, 2021 9:21 PM  

Come on, Boomer... Don't fear the Pillow
Boomer, close your eyes... Don't fear the Pillow
You're going to be quiet... Don't fear the Pillow
Boomer, go away...

I love it!

Blogger bw June 21, 2021 9:23 PM  

St Charlie, Pray for Us!


Blogger pyrrhus June 21, 2021 9:34 PM  

Like a Bridge over poisoned water, I will put you down.....It's only fitting...

Blogger vinifera June 21, 2021 9:38 PM  

Mountain Lawyer wrote:What is wrong with you people?

You really have to ask? Of course you do, you are a boomer.

Blogger rumpole5 June 21, 2021 9:48 PM

Blogger Black Robed Cleric June 21, 2021 10:12 PM  

I have to hand it to some (late) Boomer cousins of mine. When my great Aunt got where she could no longer stay alone, her daughter and daughter's husband came over. "Mom, you can't stay by yourself anymore. We've built on to our house so you can live with us. We'll take care of you just like you took care of us."

I think it's the rural/urban divide. I never heard the Boomer gen talk about the Beatles or Dylan at family gatherings. They talked about Eddie Arnold, Marty Robbins, Buck Owens, and George Strait.

Two of my grandparents died at home, with loved ones present. One is in her sickbed and "waiting" she says. The fourth died in the hospital with my uncle at his side (Papa had wanted to stay home, but he got so he needed a feeding tube. My mother and uncle visited him every single day).

Yes, I realize these are the exception, but some of them did take the lessons learned from prior generations.

Blogger Stephen June 21, 2021 10:13 PM  

@78 @79
Marinating in blame is to admit to never having grown up.

Blogger Unknown June 21, 2021 10:24 PM  

Take the not-vaxx,
and don't you come back
to boom to boom to boom to boom
take the not-vaxx
and don't you come back, to boom!

Blogger CostelloM June 21, 2021 10:24 PM  

When my country drowns in times of trouble, immigrants will come to thee
Performing acts of wisdom, pillow thee...

And in your hour of darkness, you'll see her standing over thee
Performing acts of kindness, pillow thee...

Pillow thee, pillow thee! Pillow thee, oh pillow thee
For future generations, pillow thee

And when the boomer people living in the rest homes cannot flee
Vibrancy brings the answer, pillow thee
For though they will not assimilate there's a noble task for diversity
They will be the answer, pillow thee!

Blogger Gravy_Bear June 21, 2021 10:29 PM  

The Boomers last word were: "we went to the moon, I mean the hoddily daddle"

Blogger Unknown June 21, 2021 10:30 PM  

@53 amazing how Boomers exported their degeneracy to Asia and now it's a pedo paradise. They hate the Boomer tourist more than we. What happens to Asian tourism and rick cooking when the Boomers past? You know some actually set up more families to abandon there.

Blogger plishman June 21, 2021 10:35 PM  

All his enemies are applauding. I am not.
I wonder if he will decompensate violently when he gets his anagnoresis? I hope not. Christ take control for this man's sake.

Blogger Bryce June 21, 2021 10:47 PM  

Don't fear the fluffer.

Blogger Troy Lee Messer June 21, 2021 10:49 PM  

..Mountain Lawyer wrote:
What is wrong with you people?...

Hemmrhoids and severe vision loss.

Blogger Bryce June 21, 2021 10:57 PM  

Makes me picture the grim reaper, with a pillow slung over his shoulder like Santa's sack of gifts.

Blogger damaris.tighe June 21, 2021 11:06 PM  


Blogger nordicthunder June 21, 2021 11:14 PM  

Boomers requiem

instant classic

Blogger DarwinIsAHarshMistress June 21, 2021 11:20 PM  

Next do, The Sound of Silence. It won't take much rework at all.

Hello Boomer my old friend,
It's time for you to end.
People screaming without breathing
Lungs abursrting without ox-y-gen!

Blogger Tom June 21, 2021 11:31 PM  

Stocks went up just the other day
Cause the Boomer shareholders demanded such a say
Offshore those jobs, come what may
And hire H1Bs at a lower pay

And Junior had a worthless college degree
But Dad bought a new toy
A shiny new hot rod
From his dividends of stock

And the boomer's in debt chasing the silver spoon
No one wants to hear about you putting a man on the moon
When you gonna die boomer, I don't know when
But I'll bring the pillow then
You know I'll bring the pillow then

Next contestant!

Blogger James Dixon June 21, 2021 11:37 PM  

Oh, BTW, it's nice to see you making a few posts on Gab again Vox.

> I can't place the tune this is supposed to be sung over.

> Is it mandatory to use the pro-Trump MY PILLOW pillows?

Highly recommended, but not mandatory.

Blogger Andrew June 21, 2021 11:44 PM  


Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 21, 2021 11:58 PM  

Hello Boomers, your own best friends
It's time to talk 'bout you again
I really thought you'd go for that
'Cause despite being old and fat
You always love to talk about yourselves
God, what's that smell?
Ignore the sound of pillows.

In restless dreams I walked alone
Between McMansions of fake stone
I had to breathe through my CPAP
pulling myself up by my bootstrap
When a Harley roared, but not a bike
It was a trike
And it was muffled, by pillows

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand Boomers maybe more
People talking without thinking
People lecturing without listening
People writing songs, about their g-g-g-generation
That brought a dream, of pillows.

"Fools," said I, "You do not know
Our hatred like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take responsibility, that we might save you."
"Responsibility" left them confused
And they refused
Leaving nothing else, but pillows

And the Boomers bowed and prayed
To the mirrored god they'd made
And GenX flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The songs of your prophets are marketing crap
So take a nap
And make sure you have a nice, soft pillow.

Blogger Doktor Jeep June 22, 2021 12:08 AM  

That's some good stuff there Snidely

Blogger Shane Bradman June 22, 2021 12:23 AM  

I'm proud to not know what song this is a parody of. Boomer music is the worst music in human history.

Blogger One Deplorable DT June 22, 2021 12:25 AM  

@108 - Knocked it out of the park.

Blogger Cygnus X June 22, 2021 12:40 AM  

I knew at 14 I wanted to be a dad and do it right. My parents were textbook boomers. We moved several times each home farther away from beloved uncles, aunts and cousins, grandparents. Custom homes, BMWs, Mercedes, it was apparent to me even as a teenager it was fucked. Now, with my kids, they want my family to twist and turn to their lives so they can try and make up somehow for the presence and guidance my siblings and I were denied. I do my best to offer grace but harbor disgust I can't seem to shake.

Blogger Joe Smith June 22, 2021 1:06 AM  

That's pretty slick Snidely. Good one.

Blogger Dent June 22, 2021 1:11 AM  

Imagine there's a pillow

It's easy in all weathers

No foundation below us

Above us only feathers

Imagine all the mammies

Sitting on our face

Ow ow ow

You may say I'm a Boomer

But I'm not the only one

You won't ever join us

But at least WE had fun (and Hep C)

Blogger IMSully June 22, 2021 1:45 AM  

Dear Vox,
We exchanged thoughts on a previous thread. The article, The Sixth Generation written by Father Chad Ripperger examines the failure of the Church to properly prepare many generations to pass on to their children the faith and understanding necessary to be able to resist the devil so that he will flee.
He is particularly critical of the Baby Boomer generation. I was 12 when prayer and the 10 Commandments were taken from the schools. Put the Commandments back up in the schools and our problems will improve within one generation.
I hope you will consider reading Father Chad's essay. He is especially critical of us Boomers. But he I think correctly identifies "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Peace be with you.

Blogger Akulkis June 22, 2021 1:59 AM  

@Mountain Lawyer
> What is wrong with you people?

Ever been forced out of your career, so that you could be dragooned into becoming the indentured janitorial service during someone's 50-year long drunken, bachnallian orgy, AND be made to pay for not only the cleaning supplies out of your own pocket, but the last 30 years of party supplies and other as well.... And you were neither invited nor permitted to attend, but as part of the clean-up gang, the only way out is suicide, and even killing the party participants still leaves you with the same task, but at least you won't have to listen to their shitty music any more, nor their complaints that you're not paying enough for booze, refreshments, extravagant resort buildings, recreational drugs, the purchase of entire amusement parks, and medical staff and expenses to keep THEIR party going.

Have you ever had to do that for even one fucking day or YOUR life?

Fuck off, boomer.

Blogger Bezzle June 22, 2021 2:04 AM  

Simon & Garfunkel could not be reached for comment.

Blogger IreneAthena June 22, 2021 2:35 AM  

@94 Aw Rumpole5, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Another joke about Depends,
To influence and make new friends?
At first you couldn't see it,
But each new parody guarantees it.
I can tolerate the occasional mondegreen,
But it's obscene!
You'll get the sound of silence.

This desecration cannot stand.
These whippersnappers need reprimand.
When the songs of the Sacred. Canon. of. the. Sixties' Bards
Are left in shards,
There's nothing left
But silence.

Blogger Gregory the Tall June 22, 2021 2:46 AM  

We come from the land where it never snows
from the midday sun with our needles and our pillows
How soft your bed, your toenails green
Can whisper tales of gore
we laugh at your make love not war
We are your overlords

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 22, 2021 3:01 AM  

Doktor Jeep wrote:That's some good stuff there Snidely
I live to serve.

Blogger Shimshon June 22, 2021 3:27 AM  

@123 Snidely, if you were the only Boomer people ever met, they would be wondering what all the fuss was about.

Blogger Gregory the Tall June 22, 2021 7:20 AM  

I saw her today, I saw her face, it was a face I hate, and I knew
I had to stay right here, and get down on my knees and pray she'd fade away
when finally I begin (uh) with needles and pillows (uh)
Because in all these years, my hate I had to hide

Blogger CostelloM June 22, 2021 7:30 AM  

Hello Boomer my old friend
it's long past time for you to end
Choking on the cotton oh softly
Your last gasps are like a symphony
And the horrors that will fester in your wake
let them eat cake, and you will finally be silenced

You can feel it now can't you?
Diversity has come for you
While Cuntswaylo really seemed so nice
Giving her the nation was an act of vice
and the pillow now is hard pressed on your face,
a last embrace, and now it's you who's silent.

Blogger Across the World June 22, 2021 7:56 AM  

5 years ago at Home Depot I saw a little old central american woman pushing a cart with a kid twice her size lying inside it playing on his phone. When I saw this three more times I immediately said to myself ‘I can never relax, get fat and retire.Check.’

Boomers, the african migrants are only the first wave. The descendants of the aztecs and incas are not far behind. Those kids in the carts are now only a few years out from working in your nursing homes. If you think these songs are bad wait till you are hearing La Cucaracha and you are the cockroach.

Blogger Troy Lee Messer June 22, 2021 8:33 AM  

...Mountain Lawyer wrote:
What is wrong with you people?....

Objection. Argumentative. And this, from a supposed professional question asker.

Blogger therxdruggist June 22, 2021 8:52 AM  

Your generations should ask for reparations

Blogger Hedge June 22, 2021 9:36 AM  

Hahahahaha! Sooo many great comments. Good work VD.

Blogger Pedro the Cat June 22, 2021 10:00 AM  

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of many estates
I've been around since 1946
Stole many a millennial's dreams and fate

I was in approval when Roe v Wade
Gave me freedom to kill our kids
Made damn sure the Supreme Court
Voted my way and then I bought a couple lids

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what I'm stealing from you is the nature of my game

Stuck around New York City when I saw it was the time for
some greed
Cheered on Milken and Gekko didn't care about other need
Drank lemonade at the feminists parade
Took what I wanted until their looks began to fade

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what I'm stealing from you is the nature of my game

I watched with glee while my tribe you see
Divorced after two decades for the live in maid
I shouted out "who killed the saver's interest rates!"
When after all it was Me, Me, Me

Let me please introduce myself
I got a me a classic MG
And I lay traps for Generation X
By hiring all those H1Bs
Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
But what's confusing you is the steal we made

Just as every Boomer is focused on the material
And all those following f*cked
Don't bother waiting for an inheritance
Because my saving sucked

So if you meet me in the Villages
Get off my lawn posthaste
I'll use up all my reverse mortgages
And leave my finances a waste.

Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name
Have you found out the exact nature of my game?
Tell me baby, where's my pillow?
Tell me baby, what's the boomer's fate?

Woo hoo Woo hoo

(apologies to Rolling Stones)

Blogger DarwinIsAHarshMistress June 22, 2021 10:00 AM  


Blogger DarwinIsAHarshMistress June 22, 2021 10:03 AM  

Haha I saw what you did there with "bards."

Blogger DarwinIsAHarshMistress June 22, 2021 10:05 AM  

The assembled talent in the comment section is like none other. Imagine there's no censors. It's easy if you die...

Blogger Unknown June 22, 2021 6:08 PM  

It 20 years they will be rewriting psychosonic tunes about turning everybody into a homo.

Blogger SacrificialLamb June 22, 2021 8:09 PM  

@50. Mountain Lawyer

What is wrong with you people?

I swear to God, you Boomers have no understanding of nuance. To put this another way: if you keep pretending to be stupid, you will be treated like you're stupid.

If you weren't a brainlet, you'd see that Vox and the other posters here didn't wake up one morning, and just magically decide to become "Epic Trollmaster 5000" for no reason at all.

What do YOU think is really happening here with all the anti-Boomer posting? I promise you that most of it is not paid shillery, nor is Vox engaging in mind control over his readers. So why do you think so many posters here agree with his assessment, while adding their own anti-Boomer points (and anti-Boomer mockery) into the discussion? Do you still believe that this is all just the "young hating the old"?

I'll tell you this, Boomer. There is a point in which years of selfishness, virtue signaling, and stupidity makes the transition into outright evil.

P.S. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Blogger xevious2030 June 22, 2021 9:54 PM  

“turning everybody into a homo”

Come now, everybody knows some of the biggest “I wan’na be like him” idols for Boomers, we’re homos, or loved to swing both ways.

Blogger Ozymandius June 22, 2021 10:40 PM  

Is Blue Oyster Cult boomerish?!

Blogger xevious2030 June 23, 2021 1:45 PM  

"Is Blue Oyster Cult boomerish?!"

Take a look for "Don't Fear The Pillow," in this post. Don't think Diaper-zilla has made it to the showing yet though.

Blogger Uncompliant June 24, 2021 10:00 PM  

This thread is over, but I'll leave this anyway.

@84 said "I would like to go see the WTC site..."

It's a giant black hole in the ground with lots of symbolism of evil meant to inspire fear and terror.

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