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Saturday, June 12, 2021

I think we all know

 Who the prime suspect is:

A blatant act of height supremacy sailed over the smog-polluted skies of Los Angeles when an ominous message was found hovering over the city of West Hollywood. The message read: “Joe Rogan is literally 5-foot-3.” Currently there are no reports indicating who was behind the message in the sky.

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56 Comments:

Blogger dienw June 12, 2021 8:04 PM  

You didn't!?

Blogger carnaby June 12, 2021 8:08 PM  

He's also literally a total shit head. Or is it shithead?

Blogger Ransom Smith June 12, 2021 8:11 PM  

Manlets getting called out.
You love to see it.

Blogger MonsoonBear June 12, 2021 8:13 PM  

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Blogger Arthur Isaac June 12, 2021 8:14 PM  

The littlest Chickenhawk?

Blogger Mamabear37 June 12, 2021 8:15 PM  

Hilarious- "height supremacy." I guess being 5'9" as a woman, European, and able to bench my body weight makes me a height white might supremacist. I'm fine with that.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine June 12, 2021 8:16 PM  

"The littlest Chickenhawk?"

Last I heard he was approximately half a rogan taller than Rogan.

Blogger Darren June 12, 2021 8:16 PM  

Outkick.
Bears.

United!


...except they didn't spell it "Toe" :-/

Blogger Andy June 12, 2021 8:18 PM  

Big Bear strikes again!

Blogger Grey Carter June 12, 2021 8:23 PM  

This made my day.

Blogger Attila is my bro June 12, 2021 8:30 PM  

I don't think Rogan is even one Rogan tall. He's barely a cubit.

Blogger J Van Stry June 12, 2021 8:30 PM  

How tall is he? Just curious, because I barely know who he is.

Blogger riffer73 June 12, 2021 8:32 PM  

Oh. F.. What a great end to the day.

Blogger Haddone June 12, 2021 8:49 PM  

thank you! Definitely laughing out loud.

Blogger ScottC June 12, 2021 8:58 PM  

Toxic masculinity is one of the biggest hoaxes the left has devised. They always weaponize masculinity against men, by attacking their stature in some way.

Blogger diesel bear June 12, 2021 8:59 PM  

A story that puts a smile on my face. Thank you to the bear responsible

Blogger jkmack June 12, 2021 9:21 PM  

Dadgum Biggers!

Blogger Teleport me off this rock June 12, 2021 9:44 PM  

Is that article dripping with sarcasm or is Alejandro a Rogan acolyte? It's always so hard to tell online. I mean, "Known for consistently melting liberal talking points"? Nobody can be dumb enough to think that's an accomplishment can they? And "Rogan has not been afraid to taunt citizens remaining in California for choosing to live under the dictator-like ruling of Governor Gavin Newsom’s restrictions instead of exploring more Republican-minded territories like the Lone Star state"? That's exactly what nobody wants, more Californians in their state.

Blogger Lazarus June 12, 2021 9:52 PM  

Last I heard he was approximately half a rogan taller than Rogan.

That is disinformation. I have an image of them together, and Shapiro is at least 1/3 Rogan shorter.

Shapiro is way eviler.

Blogger Caesar Rodney June 12, 2021 10:03 PM  

All I can say is... how dare you.

Blogger Johnny June 12, 2021 10:12 PM  

OMG !

Blogger Akulkis June 12, 2021 10:14 PM  

Littlest Chickenhawk is < 1.05 Rogans

Blogger Owen June 12, 2021 10:15 PM  

Did Owen do it?? Just like him haha 😛

Blogger CoffeeGroundsBear June 12, 2021 10:21 PM  

It’s confirmed. Bear Force Fun has taken to the skies and is carrying out missions.

Blogger bw June 12, 2021 10:48 PM  

Here's the yang...
No Jew is really milkin goats and crying over dead llamas

Blogger NewTunesForOldLogos June 12, 2021 10:49 PM  

Winning, as seen from space. Kudos to whichever of you pulled this off.

Blogger John Rockwell June 12, 2021 10:49 PM  

Just you wait. One of them Manlets will be another Napoleon >:)

Blogger teemac June 12, 2021 10:57 PM  

no toe in idaho!

Blogger Kordl June 12, 2021 11:01 PM  

Time to disavow the height supremacist again

Blogger "William Berke" June 12, 2021 11:05 PM  

Did he read it?

Blogger CanticBear June 12, 2021 11:06 PM  

He is exactly 3.33 inches tall, or a chinamans limp.

Blogger Doktor Jeep June 12, 2021 11:11 PM  

What's next, genocide?

Blogger Cappuccinobear June 12, 2021 11:22 PM  

I'm REALLY hoping the next one says PORN IS A WEAPON. ASK ISRAEL.

Blogger WestByGod Bear June 12, 2021 11:32 PM  

Rogan Height Converter website is still active. Never ceases to get a chuckle. He is a human toe after all.

Blogger RadixMalorum June 13, 2021 12:04 AM  

Imagine how it must’ve felt for Rogan to literally have to look up to Shapiru.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine June 13, 2021 12:34 AM  

"I don't think Rogan is even one Rogan tall. He's barely a cubit."

A Rogan is about 1/20th as tall as a cubit.

Blogger mike June 13, 2021 1:07 AM  

Duck me that's amazing suck all ticket takers

Blogger My Dead Gramps June 13, 2021 1:14 AM  

Wait that wasnt satire? My sides.

Blogger bw June 13, 2021 1:36 AM  

Black Porch Records

Blogger Harambe June 13, 2021 1:45 AM  

We can't all be tall and buff like Big Bear

Blogger TW9 June 13, 2021 1:56 AM  

Can't stand the guys voice really, not sure what the hype is about him?

Blogger Philipski June 13, 2021 1:59 AM  

Yeah, but this has nothin’ to do with that.

Blogger Darren June 13, 2021 2:00 AM  

Please will the Bear couple who did this as an "inside joke" part of their engagement post a comment here on VP as a shout out to the community... That would be just perfect.

Blogger Wazdakka June 13, 2021 2:31 AM  

Is there a picture anywhere?
Brilliant

Blogger Bernard Korzeniewicz June 13, 2021 3:01 AM  

Yup, no "toe rogan". BB is innocent.

Blogger Fernando Covett June 13, 2021 4:31 AM  

“Liteally”? Someone should go ask for a refund.

Blogger Baron June 13, 2021 5:03 AM  

Yeah five foot two in heels, guys.

Blogger JamesB.BKK June 13, 2021 8:33 AM  

Who is marrying Molly Pratt? First lead in the case.

Blogger rumpole5 June 13, 2021 8:52 AM  

Does this open the door for aerial exposure of some famous female's bodily dimensions?

Blogger Beery Swine June 13, 2021 8:59 AM  

5'3"? I think they overestimated Toe's height by nearly five feet, and that's nearly 18 Rogans.

Blogger Workaholic Bear June 13, 2021 10:20 AM  

If this is where my beartaria donation went then I consider it money well spent!

Blogger Darren June 13, 2021 10:31 AM  

@Fernando Covett
Ackshuwally, that typo (skypo?) was fixed in the second pass of the message.

Blogger goobernpea June 13, 2021 10:47 AM  

Somewhere in Idaho, Big Bear is smiling.

Blogger rcocean June 13, 2021 12:15 PM  

He towers over Chuck Todd and George Stephanopoulos. He could beat up Robert Riech too.

Blogger Heath Duane Whitaker June 13, 2021 2:15 PM  

Definitely a toeken of hieght supremacy

Blogger Reprobus June 16, 2021 7:32 PM  

LMAO wrong comedian but I like your spirit

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